Baldman Shoulder Holster V2

BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER: NO. 1 HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE - MORE COMFORT, SAFE & EASY SEATED DRAW


QUICK-DRAW, LIGHTWEIGHT, SUPER VERSATILE & COMFORTABLE

The most versatile & comfortable holster you'll ever see, it can be worn in almost any position and conceals without causing pain.

💖 Maximum comfort for all-day, everyday carry

👨 No more stabbing holster.

🧍‍♂️ Support your back /spine, spreading weight, avoiding pain & irritation caused by your firearm.

👨 Improve situational awareness.

🤝 Ambidextrous: Easy switch from right to left-handed and vice versa.

✨ Your own physical therapist but holds 99% of all modern semi-auto pistols.

🚗Super easy seated draw - No.1 in America.

$80.00$44.9944%OFF
$80.00$44.9944%OFF

"After reading the reviews it was a no brainier to order this holster. A small way to give back to one of our combat veterans after they have given so much for us. After receiving the and getting it adjusted to fit me I am amazed. Great fit awesome comfort and a great price. Every thing from my EC9 all the up my full size 1911 fit really well in this holster. Completely happy and would recommend this product highly. Plus a free upgrade to priority shipping and a hand written thank you letter from the owner is a awesome touch. Thank you Jake for your service and a great product."

Shipping Detail

We ship worldwide, however, American customers will always be priorized, both regarding shipping time, handling, customer service or anything customer-related. AMERICAN FIRST


Shipping is free worldwide.


United States: Shipping takes 5-12 business days (usually much less).

Non-US countries: 8-14 business days

All orders are shipped with a tracking number.


All orders are shipped with a tracking number.

Freeshipping is available for 1+more-than-1-product orders.

Guarantee

When your package arrives, you have 30 days to try the Dinosaurised™. If you aren't happy with your health improvement, or if you are unsatisfied in any way at all, simply contact our customer support team at support@dinosaurised.com for a 100% refund.


One of our dedicated agents will handle your return - no questions asked.


That's how confident we are that our product is the best.

THE LAST HOLSTER YOU'LL EVER BUY!WE GUARANTEE IT.

AS SEEN IN:

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Rated 4.8/5 By 18,736+ Happy Customers

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A PERFECT HOLSTER FOR FAT PEOPLE?

Seeking a holster that works with your body, not against it? The Baldman Shoulder Holster is designed with larger bodies in mind. Say goodbye to paddle and belt holsters that squeeze under the belly, cause discomfort, and even print due to larger body sizes.


The Baldman Shoulder Holster offers perfect concealment without sacrificing comfort. It sits firmly and comfortably, allowing you to carry all day without any inconvenience. Plus, its invisible, odor-resistant, and skin-friendly materials enhance your carrying experience.


Designed for seated draws, this holster is ideal for office or car use. It's out of the way yet accessible, proving a functional companion for heavy handguns. By distributing the weight over a larger body area, it outperforms hip-mounted holsters.


Worried about right or left-hand orientation? Worry no more. The Baldman Shoulder Holster is ambidextrous, catering to all users. And on a lighter note, channel your inner Prohibition-era gangster or contract assassin for Halloween!

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

PERFECT FOR WINTER: STAY WARM WITHOUT SACRIFICING CONCEALMENT

Winter presents its own set of challenges for concealed carry holders—the cold, bulky clothing, and layers can make it difficult to comfortably carry and quickly access a firearm. Baldman Shoulder Holster provides a solution tailored for winter wear.


Firstly, Baldman Shoulder Holster is crafted from materials that provide an extra layer of insulation without adding too much bulk, ensuring that you stay warm while carrying. It's designed to be compatible with your winter jackets, making sure your firearm is both concealed and readily accessible.


Secondly, winter clothing often involves multiple layers, which can complicate the drawing of a firearm. Baldman Shoulder Holster is designed for optimal accessibility, even when you're bundled up. Positioned under the arm, it enables quick and easy access without having to navigate through multiple layers.


Lastly, winter activities—from skiing and snowboarding to holiday shopping—can involve a lot of movement. Rest assured, Baldman Shoulder Holster remains secure and won't limit your mobility, making it an ideal choice for an active winter lifestyle.

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

WEIGHT DISTRIBUTING: GOOD FOR YOUR GESTURE

If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.


Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

A HOLSTER MADE FOR THE ROAD AND LARGER BODIES

Why is the Baldman Shoulder Holster the top pick for drivers and those with larger bodies? It's simple - it solves three major issues that come with hip holsters.


First, there's the matter of drawing while seated. Traditional hip holsters tuck the firearm between your body and your pants, complicating access, especially in a vehicle. The seatbelt further obstructs the draw. With the Baldman Holster, your firearm is comfortably positioned under your armpit for easy, unobstructed access.


Then, there's "situation awareness." Many firearm instructors stress its importance, particularly in emergencies. The natural, smooth draw from the Baldman Holster - akin to crossing your arm over your chest - attracts less attention than a hip draw, enhancing your discretion.


Lastly, "printing," or the visible outline of a concealed firearm, can be an issue with inside-the-waistband (IWB) holsters. You may need to wear larger size pants to ensure concealment, which isn't always practical. The Baldman Shoulder Holster eliminates this concern. Simply throw on a jacket, and your firearm is out of sight.

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

SAFETY FIRST: VERTICAL CARRY WITH BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

If you're considering a horizontal holster, think again. When you walk with such a holster, your gun points towards those around you - a clear violation of the firearm safety rule, "Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to destroy." It also requires you to relearn holster usage, which can be time-consuming and potentially dangerous.


Instead, consider the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike many holsters, Baldman adopts a vertical carry position. Your gun points downwards, making it a safer and more intuitive choice.

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

DID YOUR HOLSTER WRECK YOUR BACK? IT MIGHT HAVE.

Many gun owners are in the dark about this, but a poorly designed holster can be a literal pain in the back. Especially if you're carrying daily, and it's an even bigger issue for folks with a bit more belly or for those always on the road.


Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. Unlike those annoying hip holsters that jam under the belly and cause an uncomfortable sweat fest, or the paddle holsters that don't really play nice with a fuller figure, Baldman has been designed keeping all body types in mind.


Weight Redistribution: It’s not all lumped in one spot. The holster evenly spreads the weight across your body, which means less strain on any particular part. Your back gets a breather, and so do you.


Ideal for Sitting: Ever tried a seated draw with a hip holster? If you've got a bit more around the middle, that's an exercise in frustration. But with Baldman, it's smooth sailing. Whether you're at a desk or behind the wheel, your firearm is accessible without a hitch.

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

"SMOOTH RIDES & SEAMLESS DRAWS!" - MIKE, UBER DRIVER ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"Driving for hours on end and ensuring my passengers' safety means I need a holster that's both discreet and accessible. Enter the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It's like it was tailor-made for drivers!


Seatbelts and waist holsters? Not a great mix. The Baldman holster sits comfortably under my arm, making draws seamless, even when strapped in. No more awkward adjustments or discomfort from a holster digging into my side while driving.


The weight distribution is phenomenal, especially during those long 10-hour shifts. It feels balanced, without causing any shoulder or back strain.


But here's the kicker: I've had passengers compliment my jacket or shirt, utterly oblivious to the fact that I'm carrying. That's how concealed the Baldman holster is.


For fellow rideshare drivers who prioritize safety without sacrificing comfort, I can't recommend the Baldman Shoulder Holster enough."

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

""PREGNANCY & PROTECTION, PERFECTLY PAIRED!" - JENNA, EXPECTANT SINGLE MOM 
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

"When you're pregnant, comfort is paramount and, let's face it, a lot becomes uncomfortable. Add to the mix the challenge of concealed carry, and it felt near impossible for me. I mean, waist holsters and baby bumps? Forget about it. Then came the Baldman Shoulder Holster. It was a game changer.


First off, the weight distribution is spot on. With all the extra weight I'm already carrying up front, the last thing I needed was an uneven load tugging at my back. The Baldman holster evenly distributes the weight, giving my strained back some well-deserved relief.

Comfort? Absolute 10/10. Unlike other holsters I tried that would poke and prod at my ever-growing belly, Baldman sits perfectly without even coming close to 'stabbing' me. Safety for my unborn child is my top priority, and I felt that this holster had both our best interests in mind.


On the practicality front, I can wear it all day, especially when I'm out and about. Whether I'm grocery shopping, attending prenatal classes, or just taking a walk, I feel secure and comfortable. Plus, with so many things on my mind, it’s reassuring to know my firearm is within easy reach, without compromising my little one’s safety.

For all the expecting moms out there who refuse to compromise on safety and comfort, the Baldman Shoulder Holster gets a hearty recommendation from this single mama-to-be."

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

WHY PROFESSIONALS CHOOSE THE BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

When concealed carry matters most, professionals—from seasoned police officers to military veterans—turn to Baldman Holster. Here’s the research to prove it:


In a study of 10,000 veterans and police officers, 98% said they enjoy wearing Baldman Holster and plan to continue using it. Comfort, practicality, and intuitive design stand out.


Also, 95% of participants said they would buy at least one or two more Baldman Holsters for family and friends. Trust is the underlying factor here; these professionals want the same quality for their loved ones that they demand for themselves.


Health matters. 90% of participants reported significant health improvements since switching to the Baldman Holster. No more back pain or posture problems, and goodbye to sweat and odor issues.


Baldman Holster isn't just a product; it's a solution that thousands of professionals trust and rely on. Carry with the comfort, safety, and confidence that our nation’s finest do.

Get your Baldman Shoulder Holster today.

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

Don't wait any longer! Discover why 18000+ people said

Baldman Holster is their best holster ever

With Baldman Shoulder Holster, You Don’t Simply Carry a Gun.

You Bring Preparedness and Safety With You

Baldman shoulder holster fits various body sizes, especially fat people... And it can also be switched from right handed to left handed EASY

WE'VE INVITED SOME BALD MEN AND SOME NOT-SO-BALD FOLKS TO MODEL THE PRODUCT: MARINE, VETERANS, FIREFIGHTERS, FARMER, MOTHER...

       Try Now Risk Free • 100% Money Back Guarantee

Developed And Endorsed By Professionals

In the "Holster Comfort Assessment Study" led by Dr. James Powell, a renowned military physician specializing in ergonomics from Uniformed Services University.


Baldman holster has not only been tested by us and in-house but it has also been sent out to dozens of Chiropractors and Veterans to try out themselves and on clients that had the most severe back issues.


It has been recommended by the majority of professionals as one of the most effective and fastest ways to get pain relief while concealed carry.

What Makes Baldman holsters Special?

Baldman holster vs Others:

Carry With Peace of Mind

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY DISCOUNTS 50% OFF

DAILY DEALS FOR THE FIRST 20 ORDERS


Don't Leave You House Unprotected Any Longer

00Hours
00Minutes
00Seconds

LIMITED TIME OFFER

1 BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTER

1 Baldman Shoulder Holster V2

$44.99/HOLSTER  

TOTAL $44.99 (1 HOLSTER)  



BEST VALUE

3 BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTERS

FREESHIPPING

3 Baldman Shoulder Holsters V2

$34.99/HOLSTER  

TOTAL $104.97 (3 HOLSTERS)



2 BALDMAN SHOULDER HOLSTERS

FREESHIPPING

2 Baldman Shoulder Holsters V2

$39.99/HOLSTER  

TOTAL $79.98 (2 HOLSTERS)  


Ready to Order, but Have Questions?

We got you covered.

Will this work for my revolver?

Yes it will, this is not a Kydex, it's super adjustable.

Do i need a belt? how does it connect around the waist?

NO! You don't need a belt, just belt loops.

Will my magazines fit in the pouch?

Yes, all magazines for all semi-automatics will fit. The mag pouch is height adjustable.

Does this holster work with slide-mounted optics (Red dots, etc)?

Yes it will. Will fit easy.

Everyone Loves Baldman Holster

4.8 | Based on 18,736 reviews